How To Make A Scene Kid Myspace Page
Okay, so you wanna have a totally epic scene kid myspace, right? Right. You wanna be like tWell I'ma tell you how to do so! By the way, my little example person's name is Deb. (;
1-Your name: Instead of boring "Deb", spice up your name. Like "Dynamite Deb" or something like that. If you really wanna make it funny and a tad dirty(tsk tsk) make it something like "You'll Be Screaming Deb Tonight" Make it unique.
2-Location: Don't actually say your city. Say something like "Moshing in, USA" or "Being awesome in, USA". Something unique will get you noticed. Trust me.
3-Profile Picture: Alright. Pictures. My favorite. Anyway, just like, make sure you have your makeup and hair done great. Use high-contrast settings. They make things look amazing. You can edit your pictures at picnik. But don't go overboard. Just edit things that aren't noticed extremely. Pictures are pretty easy so there's not much explaining.
4-Profile: Small! Small! Small! Do NOT fill your profile with useless crap. Nobody wants to know about your mafia war or your BFF page. Nobody wants to read a detailed description of your first birthday. Trust me. Just say something like "Hey, I'm Deb and I'm just that awesome. Hit me up. Peace." That simple. Don't even show your comments. They take up space. Small profiles=Good scene kid.
5-Text Lingo: Okay, so you may spell weird. But please, for the love of God, don't post 'rawr''. Rawr is so outdated. Rawr is the perm of 2010. Spare the humiliation. Don't use a lot of punctuation marks. It's sloppy. Don't use total text lingo. Try to spell, please. It helps.
6-Music: Pick a 'scene song'. Even if you don't really like scene music, post it. If you go around posting Miley Cyrus or Lil Wayne, nobody will believe you're a scene kid. Here's some perfect scene kid bands; All Time Low, BrokeNCYDE, Dot Dot Curve, 3OH!3, Metro Station, Jeffree Star, NeverShoutNever!, 1-800 Zombie, Panic! At The Disco, Nickasaur, Forever The Sickest Kids, I Set My Friends On Fire, I Eat Lightning, and maybe even a little Ke$ha. (: Change your song like, twice a week.
7-Acting Like A Scene Kid: Don't say you're scene. Then you're a wannabe. Just don't do it. Don't write to everyone who adds you and be all like "DUDE, OMFG, THANKS FOR ADDING ME. LET'S BE BFFS!!"
8-Safe Scene Kids: I know, I'm a loser for adding this, but I had too. Don't add creepy old strangers, it'll cause nothing but issues.
Hope you enjoyed my guide. You'll be a major scene kid fo' sho'. (:
1-Your name: Instead of boring "Deb", spice up your name. Like "Dynamite Deb" or something like that. If you really wanna make it funny and a tad dirty(tsk tsk) make it something like "You'll Be Screaming Deb Tonight" Make it unique.
2-Location: Don't actually say your city. Say something like "Moshing in, USA" or "Being awesome in, USA". Something unique will get you noticed. Trust me.
3-Profile Picture: Alright. Pictures. My favorite. Anyway, just like, make sure you have your makeup and hair done great. Use high-contrast settings. They make things look amazing. You can edit your pictures at picnik. But don't go overboard. Just edit things that aren't noticed extremely. Pictures are pretty easy so there's not much explaining.
4-Profile: Small! Small! Small! Do NOT fill your profile with useless crap. Nobody wants to know about your mafia war or your BFF page. Nobody wants to read a detailed description of your first birthday. Trust me. Just say something like "Hey, I'm Deb and I'm just that awesome. Hit me up. Peace." That simple. Don't even show your comments. They take up space. Small profiles=Good scene kid.
5-Text Lingo: Okay, so you may spell weird. But please, for the love of God, don't post 'rawr''. Rawr is so outdated. Rawr is the perm of 2010. Spare the humiliation. Don't use a lot of punctuation marks. It's sloppy. Don't use total text lingo. Try to spell, please. It helps.
6-Music: Pick a 'scene song'. Even if you don't really like scene music, post it. If you go around posting Miley Cyrus or Lil Wayne, nobody will believe you're a scene kid. Here's some perfect scene kid bands; All Time Low, BrokeNCYDE, Dot Dot Curve, 3OH!3, Metro Station, Jeffree Star, NeverShoutNever!, 1-800 Zombie, Panic! At The Disco, Nickasaur, Forever The Sickest Kids, I Set My Friends On Fire, I Eat Lightning, and maybe even a little Ke$ha. (: Change your song like, twice a week.
7-Acting Like A Scene Kid: Don't say you're scene. Then you're a wannabe. Just don't do it. Don't write to everyone who adds you and be all like "DUDE, OMFG, THANKS FOR ADDING ME. LET'S BE BFFS!!"
8-Safe Scene Kids: I know, I'm a loser for adding this, but I had too. Don't add creepy old strangers, it'll cause nothing but issues.
Hope you enjoyed my guide. You'll be a major scene kid fo' sho'. (:
